Tuesday, 29 November 2011

MY IDENTIFICATION DETAILS

What is your name? One of the cliche question that people usually ask you  in order to begin the conversation with the one that new to them. However, some people don't really like to expose their details to someone that they just know for the sake of security and privacy. In spite of that, me myself don't really have problem on that and i am easily open about it. By the way,  my name is MUHAMMAD FIRDAUS HJ OTHMAN. The name was given by my beloved parents which taken from one of the name of heavens.  I was born in Penang on 25th February 1986. I love reading and surfing the internet. I really love to seek knowledge and until now, i still seeking the knowledge by studying in DPP,semester 5 and i am taking  DEGREE OF MUAMALAT ADMINISTRATION(HONOURS).  By the way, my matric no is 198108. Thanks=)

My recent picture..
My friend and i, in one of the event that i've joined
My sweethearts...abah and mak..=)


P/S :Never say never !

Friday, 11 November 2011

Ahahahaha!!!ce tengok...

this is my original cap!

i cant wait anymore!hey guys plez close ur eyes...~

thanks 4 this summon sir..i dont care my dad can pay it!

my long lasting leg..ahaks

how arrrrrrrr??ayyooo...feel so dizzy

my new maid

this is my five times that i told you!

hye hallo everybody!my name is cippulok!

looking 4 hidden

mana satu bapak..mana satu anak weh?

 kubur mat rempit...

ni slh 1 gadget jenama apple aku...ko adooo?

he's like...he's like the baby...he's like..

iron baju badan sendiri..kita tepuk dada ini...haha

cari...cari..carilahh

Thursday, 3 November 2011

What is the meaning of Eid Al-Adha for me...

Well, there will be only 2 days left for Mosleems to celebrate Eid AlAdha..Some of my friends said that,Eid-Adha was celebrated in just  ordinary condition compared to Eid Al-Fitri which is celebrated in very merrier way.

Despite of that, Eid Al-Adha is very important to me as a Mosleem.I still remember,when i was young, after retured back from Eid Al-Adha prayer, i used to follow my father to see the villagers slaughtering the cows..Usually in my village, they use cow not the goat..  At first,i was very scared and pity to see this event especially when the knife was put near to the neck of the cow.However,my father said, if i felt pity to the cow, i cannot eat it..So, to avoid the sense of pity towards the cows, i just closed my eyes and just pretend that i did'nt feel anything to them.

Eid Al-Adha which also known as the festival of sacrifice is a festival that brought the history of Prophet Ibrahim and also his son,Prophet Ismail.It started was when Allah S.W.T asked Prophet Ibrahim to sacrifice his beloved son,Prophet Ismail.At first,Prophet Ibrahim was very sad and feel hard to do it but after he has been persuaded by his son to obey Allah command,he brought his son to one place to slaughter him.On their way to go to the place,Allah told them that He only want to test the faith of both Prophets and lastly,He rewarded them with a very healthy and big sheep.

From that moment,Eid Al-Adha was celebrated annually by Mosleem on 10 Zulhijjah.
=)

Wednesday, 19 October 2011

daihatsu mmg laju..

Daihatsu A-Konsep…? Itulah konsep yang akan digunakan pada Perodua Viva akan datang. Daihatsu A-Concept telah pun dipersembahkan pada showcase di Indonesia pada awal tahun lalu.
A-Konsep telah dibangunkan bersama pakar dari Indonesia dengan sokongan teknikal daripada Daihatsu Jepun. Mengenai A-Konsep yang dibawa ia adalah berbeza iaitu sedikit besar berbanding A-Konsep yang biasa dilihat..Cer tengok design pun boleh tahan le...
terbaikk derr..

formula mencari muka surat juzuk alquran...cuba lah..

Assalamualaikum.
Mari berkongsi…..
Cara mudah mencari muka surat dlm Quran..!!!


Mari Kita Cuba ….! 

Al-Quran adalah peninggalan Rasulullah kpd kita semua umatnya. Ada2 benda
yg Nabi Muhammad s.a.w tinggalkan kepada kita iaitu Al-Quran dan juga
Sunnah utk kita semua amalkan. Berapa kali korang baca Al-Quran sehari? 1
kali? 2 kali atau dalam solat sahaja? Pahala paling senang nk dapat adalah
melalui pembacaan Al-Quran kerana setiap huruf diberikan 10 pahala,
tambahan pula Al_Quran adalah kalam Allah (dtg daripada Allah sendiri
bukan diciptakan manusia)
Tip yg nk kongsikan ni adalah cara utk menghafal muka suratsetiap juzuk
Al-Quran. Memang menakjubkan kerana hanya dengan menggunakan formula
matematik ringkas, kita dapat tau muka surat setiap juzuk Al-Quran.

Jom sama2 kita belajar...

Contoh 1     


Jika anda ingin mengetahui Juzuk 5 di halaman ke berapa:
5-1 = 4, 4 perlu didarab dengan 2 jadi 4 x 2 = 8
Letakkan no 2 selepas jawapan.
Jadi, juzuk 5 adalah pada halaman 82
Sekarang lihat pada Quran dan anda akan lihat Juzuk 5 bermula pada halaman
82. Menarikkan?


Contoh 2
Jika anda ingin mengetahui Juzuk 10 di halaman ke berapa:
10-1 = 9, 9 perlu didarab dengan 2 jadi 9 x 2 = 18
Letakkan no 2 selepas jawapan.
Jadi, juzuk 10 adalah pada halaman 182

 
Contoh 3 
Jika anda ingin mengetahui Juzuk 23 di halaman ke berapa:
23-1 = 22, 22 perlu didarab dengan 2 jadi 22 x 2 = 44
Letakkan no 2 selepas jawapan.
Jadi, juzu 23 adalah pada halaman 442
Subhanallah, memang menakjubkan kawan2. Sama2 kita kongsikan kepada
kawan2 kita, adik2 kita, famili2 kita supaya kita sama2 mendapat pahala…
Dipanjangkan info ini..moga dipanjangkan pahala bagi yg menulisnya dan
berkongsi dengan rahsia Allah ni.

Monday, 17 October 2011

Aku..Kentut dan Cinta...ceh~

  • CINTA dan KENTUT

    tidak boleh ditahan..
    keduanya boleh menjadi lega bila terlaksana.

    CINTA tertahan = Sengsara...
    KENTUT ditahan = Menderita... 
    Kalau CINTA dan KENTUT keras
    bersuara, tentu perasaan kita lega.

    CINTA tanpa rasa, bukan CINTA
    namanya...
    KENTUT tak berbau, bukan
    KENTUT namanya.

    CINTA itu rapuh, KENTUT itu bau.

    CINTA itu halus, KENTUT itu virus.

    CINTA diam-diam membuat orang
    mabuk kepayang, 
    KENTUT diam-diam
    membuat orang mabuk kepalang.

    CINTA bagi kebanyakan orang muda,
    “Ahhh, CINTA monyet…!”

    KENTUT didepan banyak orang, “Sialan,
    monyet lu…!”

    CINTA dan KENTUT sama-sama sering
    dicari:

    Kalau sudah CINTA: “Dimana engkau
    duhai kekasih?”
    Kalo sudah KENTUT: “Orang mana plak 
    KENTUT nih? bussukk ahh…!!!”

    CINTA berlebih membuat orang terbuai,
    KENTUT berlebih membuat orang
    terkulai.

    CINTA menyatukan persepsi, KENTUT
    menyatukan emosi...

    Kentut pon wangi time bercinta kan??
    hahaha!

lembu punya susu..susu ibu jugak power..


Dulu masa aku kecik2, rasanya tak byk lg susu2 lembu formula yang mcm skg ni,
ada dutch baby la, mamilgold la, sustegenius, enfagrow, laxtogen ntah mcm2 lg sampai tak gheti aku nk sebutnya..
tp tu lah, susu ibu jgk yg aku kenal, dan rasanya kwn2 sebaya aku tahun 80an pun mmg ibu2 zaman tu ramai yang bg susu badan utk anak2...yang nak diceritakan kat sini bkn susu ibu or susu formula yang jd masalahnya...ni ha,aku x bopa phmnya yg ni.....





mbohhh!mmbbohh...susu aku ni wei!!~lembu

dah la skit2...aku nk pi derma kat kilang marigold plak ni..wei..da la budak kecik!adoyai..





ni la yg masalahnya...aku dlu punya susah nak dpt susu lembu formula...bkn apa mahal..budak ni jgk yg senang...mst sihat je...yala...betul2 susu segar nih..hahah

tido je klu da ngntuk..

Ha..ni la alamatnya kalau dah tdo lambat malam2..
besoknya nak g kuliah mula liat nak bangun..lepas tu, masuk kelas muka sememeh je, entah mandi entah idak..tp itu bio la..hanya diri sendiri yg tahu, paling idak...roomate  je...itupun klu die join...~mst konfem sume tak tahu..
dah masuk kelas..first period pun dah nak lelap balik...hadoi...tak boleh jadik ni...kena bertindak...









huwaaarghhhh......!bertukar!!



















tingg!!

ni xtau ape kes...kes penjenayah dibuli sbb kes jenayah kot..kepala style ni tak menjadi utk student ngantuk..boleh kena saman..haha




uwarrghhh!!tido ngn selesanya...tp ingat...sebelum kroh2 tu...pepandai le pesan kwn sebelah tu, kejut pas abis kuliah...ok?nak tempah kepala gitu kabo ler..tu je nak bg gtau...

Sunday, 16 October 2011

jum rehat jp~

  story 1: 
 
Son: The girl in our neighbour doesn't understand English.

Father:How do you know?

Son: I said to her "Give me a sweet kiss" and she slapped me.

story 2:

Bil telefon sebuah keluarga naik melambung. Suami telah memnggil suma ahli keluarga untuk berbincng;

Suami : Ini dah melempau. Gunakan telefon sesuka hati. Ayah x gunakan telefon rumah, ayah gunakan tlefon tmpt ayah bkrja.

Isteri : Sy pun sama juga, gunakan telefon tempat sy bkrja.

Anak : Oh sori..sy gunakan SMS sja. Utk pnggilan saya gunakan telefon tmpt sy bkrja juga.

Maid @ Bibik : Jadi apa masalahnya? Semua orang gunakan telefon tempat bekerja. Sama juga dengan saya!



story 3 :


ade 3 org bapa sedang menungu isteri dy bersalin

ttbe2 nurse keluar dan bgtw bpa yg pertama..'tahniah awak dapat ank kmbar'

bapa tu menjawab..oh kebetulan sy kerja kat twins tower..

nurse kedua keluar lg n berkata kpd bapa yg kedua.. 'tahniah awak dapat ank kmbar 4'

bapa kedua berkata..oh kbtulan sy kerja di care four..

bapa ke3 ni berpeluh ketakutan..

knp awk berpeluh kate nurse tu..

bapa ketiga berkata..sy risau sbb sy kerja di 7 eleven..



~hahah...!




 story 4 :


kenapa perempuan tak boleh kawen 4???
















story 5 :


surat kepada ketuang kappung...






 amekau: baco jang baco!


 
 
P/s: pas baco ni ha...den raso loga skit eh..

Because Allah Love Us


"Oh ALLAH...
I said to You: "I'm in pain"
You said: 'Do not despair of the mercy of Allah' (39:53)

... ...I said to You: "Many people have hurt me"
You said: 'So pardon them and ask forgiveness for them' (3:159)

...I said to You: "I feel I am alone"
You said: 'We are closer to him than [his] jugular vein' (50:16)

...I said to You: "Nobody knows what is in my heart"
You said: 'Verily, in the remembrance of ALLAH do hearts find rest' (13:28)"

Let the love of Allah remain in our hearts
:)

Friday, 14 October 2011

amazing of art..let see..

what an intelligent pic..

like real...

dont jump in this hole or u can lose ur teeth..hahah

Add caption

he will die..huhu


i like this pic..plez send me the artist to make me one!


very interesting!

This butterfly is mine~said that litlle boy